Unmotivational posters (warning: parental advisory)

I love unmotivational posters. They are funny cracks at those BS posters that your bosses hang on office walls to keep you from realizing how meaningless your stupid little job is. Plus, they are usually filled with internet humor and photoshopped images which make them even more hilarious.Who thinks these things up, you may ask? Well, everyday people like you and I. Infact, I’ve made one myself that I won’t show here because it’s kind of vulgar, at least language wise. Your average 15-25- year old internet user is the culprit for these funny little images, and might I say kudos to whoever started this up. You truly are a comedic genius…

Left 4 Dead

The Most fun you can have being a zombie. No shit, this game is amazing. I love the VS.  mode which pits two teams of four against each other, one humans and the others zombies. The way it works is that the humans are working through the normal campaign levels, fighting off both AI zombies and the other team, which control more powerful super zombies. You must try to stop the human  team from reaching the end of the level and once you kill them all, or they reach the end, the teams switch places. Whichever team moves further into the level when they are humans wins. Quite ingenious actually. And it helps distract you from the fact that there are only four, hour-long levels for the co-op campaign. Awesome game for anyone who wanted to play through a zombie Apocalypse with friends… check it out.

Things of sick of… Final

9. Nike SB

Most of you won’t get this one, because it’s kind of for the niche crowd. But Nike SBs is ruining a really good thing right now. They are taking the stuffing out of the tongue and beginning to make lackluster, Nike 6.0 like designs on their dunks. If I wanted that shit, I’d stick to Journey’s exclusives… I saw the catalog for next year, it doesn’t look like it’s getting better folks. Nope, they’ve decided to forget the people who made them what they are and go in a different, decidedly worse direction. Give me some crazily themed shoes! I wanna see Nintendo dunks, maybe, Zelda, Mario, Donkey Kong! Give me something inspired you bastards!

10. Myspace/Facebook

If this ain’t the most vein shit I’ve ever seen. Come on, be for real. Who cares how many myspace friends you have? And why do you add people you don’t know as friends on facebook? That shit is sad.  It’s like holding up a big sign and shouting, “look at me!” or “please, like me!” … Whatever happened to real friends? You ain’t got enough of those so you need to run around online and make yourself popular to people who don’t matter in your real, physical life? Get over yourself. Really, go out to a club instead of joining imaginary ones on facebook that oogle over who hot angelina jolie is or some crap. It’s getting sad guys, and only we can turn it all around…

That concludes me bitching about things I don’t like. Hope you enjoyed it

Things I’m sick of… pt 4

7. Most people who occupy this planet…

It may seem like I like people. I mean I can see how I might fool you, what with my friendly personality and overall “nice” demeanor. But really, I can’t stand 98% of the people who occupy this planet. Really, most of you suck and there is no cure for it. You either are intelligent and you have no people skills, aren’t intelligent and think you are, or you are just so boring that I feel like I’d rather be plunging my eyes out with plastic sporks than talk to you. It’s a harsh reality to hear someone say these kinds of things, I’m sure, but believe. No one thinks your laundry story is funny… Not a damned person. Stop telling it. No one cares about the cool stuff you did in Eagle scouts. You know, my friends had a nickname for eagle scouts… Virgins… No one wants to know what you had for lunch today. And no one cares about the feelings you hide in your soul. Stop being so damned vein and try to live life without saying “look at me! look at me!” It’s getting old…

8. 80s music

With the exception of Phil Collins and journey, the 80s sucked as a musical time line. They were using computers to generate sounds when computers couldn’t really handle it, they were dressing funny and doing their hair up like women. And who the hell honestly wants to listen to inxs? You? I didn’t think so… Your favorite 80s band sucks(as long as it isn’t journey or Phil Collins… or genesis, cause Collins was in that one) and that will never change. Hopefully, the 80s won’t come back and we won’t have to relive acid-washed jeans or Duran Duran… They put out an album not too long ago you know… Guess what, it sucked too. Just like their last one, and the one before that…

Things I’m sick of… pt. 3

5. Kanye West

Shut the fuck up. Nuff said

6. The economic crises and people’s reaction to it.

Listen, it’s gonna suck for a little while, get over that shit. It’ll all be OK in a few years and we can get back to driving our huge SUVs and eating our fattening food. Quit your bitching already! “Oh no! I won’t be able to waste the money on bullshit this year because of the economy!” There’s kids in Africa that won’t even live the so called “poor” lives we’ll be living over the next year. So what’re you worried about? Quit worrying about this shit and think about how good you still have it. You wanna complain? Complain about how it costs so much money for people to get health care in this country when they have free health care in Canada… Canada! It’s not like that shit is a thousand miles away, it’s right there! CANADA!

Things I’m sick of… pt. 2

3. Parents who can’t control their children…

Somewhere, there is a kid acting bad right now. You see them at every supermarket across the nation, throwing fits, cursing at their mothers/fathers, acting like they have nothing to fear… GIVE ‘EM SOMETHING TO FEAR! Sometimes, I see kids act so bad in public that I wanna hit ‘em. Of course, I hate the little bastards, but that’s not the point. Hit your children. Please… Do us all a favor and beat the hell outta that bad kid before he becomes a bad teenager that shoots up the school. I’m not saying beat your children. Just scare a little respect into ‘em. Worked for me. I didn’t run around actin a damned fool in public cause I knew my mother would tell my father and my father would beat my ass… Bottom line. AND I respect my father to this day. You are not a bad person if you hit your child. You’re an upstanding, moral citizen if you hit your kid.

4. Closed-minded pricks.

Y’know what kind of idiots I’m tlaking about. The ones who won’t try new things cause they already know they don’t like it… What kind of shit is this, anyway? It’s ridiculous. You mean to tell me that you don’t like sushi, but you’ve never had it? Oh I see, you don’t like cooked fish so you must hate raw fish right? News flash, the stuff they cook fish with gives it an entirely different flavor than when it’s raw. It don’t taste the same. Try it, like it, and shut the hell up…

Things I’m sick of… pt. 1

Here’s some things that I’m sick of…

1. The hypocritical public image that is portrayed throughout the media…

This is something that really gets on my fuckin nerves. What I’m talking about is the fact that the talking heads on television would have us all be skinny and in great shape, but also visiting Starbucks and McDonald’s everyday for our quick and easy meal fix. This is complete bullshit, I mean what kind of message does that send to our children? We show them pictures of beautiful people, hanging out with their friends, smiling with big white, toothy smiles, holding on to a big mac and a carton of fries. The relax on a beach with their friends, talking to the hottest guy/girl at the party, pausing only to sip down their sugary soft-drinks. Then we have the audacity to tell them to go outside and be active. AND EAT HEALTHY?! Fuck that, we need some regulations on this shit. Do it for the kids.

2. The fact that we label normal kid issues with fancy disease names and shove pills down their throats.

Another problem that is helped along by the media. So, let me get this straight, A kid runs around the classroom and displays a large amount of energy, and that means he’s sick? We obviously have way too much fucking money in this country. You know how people knew that kids were sick in the pioneering days? WHEN THEY WEREN’T RUNNING AROUND DISPLAYING LARGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY! Seriously people, if your kid is lying there, not doing a damned thing, then maybe they’re sick. If he wants to run around and play then they’re a kid! Stop making recess shorter and shorter in school and give the kid some time to play! Idiots…

To be continued…

Did you know that weed is less addicting than alcohol? (and caffeine in some cases)

Surprised? I was too, but apparently some guy worked up a chart rating the five different qualities that make a certain drug addictive. These qualities include Withdrawl, Reinforcement, Intoxication, Tolerance, And Dependence. When compared to the rest of this chart, weed seems to be the least dangerous in most categories, comparing nicely to caffeine while not being nearly as dangerous as the “hard” drugs or alcohol. Makes you wonder don’t it? I mean, we see all sorts of coca-cola commercials run during cartoons, but then they feed us all the dangerous facts of marijuana? Hmmm… smells kinda fishy to me, but hell, what do I know? I’m just some college kid who worked his way on to the dean’s list…

The chart:

My new daily routine

Now that school’s over, It’s time to start up a new daily routine to help maintain good physical shape and keep my mind from relaxing too much over this all too short winter break. I’m going to have quite a bit of free time on my hands, allowing me to get back into running regularly and hitting the heavy bag along with my regular weight training 5x a week. This, along with an improved diet should get me back to my desired body mass. Should be fun getting back into “boxing” shape, even though I don’t actually box… It’s gonna be a fun winter break.

I’m really liking this photography thing…

Never thought I’d get into this kind of stuff, but I really like photography. Something about setting up scenes and capturing a moment with a click. It feels kind of empowering. Then taking said image and manipulating it to look even better than before, well, it’s all so involved and fun that I can’t seem to put it down. I’m seriously considering a career change. Who know, I might start taking pictures for the interwebz and post crap on your favorite sites. Then you can say, “Hey, I know that guy!” Won’t that be all fun and stuff? Like weird even? Who knows, maybe I can even make money off of it! There’s a thought.

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